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R2D21999
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This thread is just like Battle of the Bands or Battle of the Brands, except with creatures.
Basically all you do is you vote for an animal that would beat the other.
Today we will solve one of movies greatest mysteries:
Lions
http://eofdreams.com/data_images/dreams/lion/lion-05.jpg

Vs.

Bears
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/005/cache/grizzly-bear_566_600x450.jpg

Which one is stronger?

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Freakenstein
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Lions'll tear that sucker apart! Bears may have muscle, but the Lions.....dose incisors....

TheMostManlyMan
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I'm going with Freakenstein on this one, the bears may be stronger but lions are faster and just more graceful as opposed to the bear's drunken mastery. Lions for me.

pangtongshu
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Da burrs

>mfw burrs

[bear intensifies]

EmperorPalpatine
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I vote bear. As evidence, I cite QI-XL Series F Episode 4 (skip to 17 minutes). For those too lazy to click, people had organized animal fights for entertainment in the late 1800s and the bears always won because lion's skulls are thin.

GandalftheGrey666
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Bears. Lions may be the kings, but bears are stronger. So... Bears.

gamerguy12345
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I agree with Freakenstein on this. Bears may be stronger but look at the lion's teeth. I vote for Lions.

Minotaur55
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I vote bears. Bears are lovable yet deadly. I mean, look at this, deadly and adorable.

http://www.tierraunica.com/.a/6a00e55196210388330133ed75bbc4970b-pi

Riptizoid101
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I vote bears. Bears are lovable yet deadly. I mean, look at this, deadly and adorable.

...Are you telling me that this lion cub ISN'T adorable?

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/02/18/lioncub2.jpg

Anyways, I vote lion because lions are presumably entitled as the king of the jungle.
spikeabc
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Lion. faster and will get the 1st strike guaranteed...assuming the lion isn't sleeping or tranquilized. also the lion will bite the bear with the teeth of justice.

Salvidian
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Lions are the kings of the jungle! You can't possibly think a title like that isn't cool.

EmperorPalpatine
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Lions are the kings of the jungle!

They don't even live in the jungle; they live on the plains.
Riptizoid101
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They don't even live in the jungle; they live on the plains.


Don't question media logic.
spikeabc
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Don't question media logic.


Well considering all media logic is either biased or completely wrong...
pangtongshu
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Another thing for burrs being better than lions..

Lion's kid is in danger..he just falls off the rocks like a wimp. Burrs kid in danger and it touchdowns you into the ground.

Jacen96
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Bears.

Because Lions are one of the laziest animals in the Kingdom.

Their day goes like this
Lion: Hey look, some hyenas found some food (turns to one of his lionesses), scare them off.
Lioness #1: Yes sir
Later
Lioness#2: We've secured the food, how much can we have
Lion: I GET IT FIRST, YOU WAIT.
Lion sleeps
end story

~~~Darth Caedus

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