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R2D21999
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This thread is just like Battle of the Bands or Battle of the Brands, except with creatures.
Basically all you do is you vote for an animal that would beat the other.
Today we will solve one of movies greatest mysteries:
Lions
http://eofdreams.com/data_images/dreams/lion/lion-05.jpg

Vs.

Bears
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/005/cache/grizzly-bear_566_600x450.jpg

Which one is stronger?

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Fuzio
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They see you when you're sleeping...... they know when you're awake...... and you never see them or else you would have avoided them to begin with. Bed bugs are scarier!

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Bed bugs... At least you don't have to be like separated or try to get rid of then compared to lice. But both suck.

Gamer_Cale
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Lice are just irritating bed bugs are just horrible and cost more to sort out.

danielo
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SOME OF US are in the army and need to interact with both of them....

Skeleton_Pilot
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I've never encountered a bed bug before... at least as far as I know... but when you have long, flowing hair, lice can be a real pain in the neck! Actually, it's mostly in the scalp, and it's more of an itch, but those are just unimportant details... =]

xeano321
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Bed bugs. We had a huge breakout where I live. Closed the movie theater, hotels, restaurants... They even fumigated Kohls.

Those things are mean.

GandalftheGrey666
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Lice. I never saw a bed bug before... until now.

metalplastic
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Though I had problems with lice before, I was able to get rid of them. But bed bugs...very very stealthy creatures. I vote for bed bugs.

R2D21999
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Lice had like 2 or 3 votes, so bed bugs win.

Now its time for a more wet battle.

https://www.google.com/url?url=http://loredana61.blogspot.com/2013/02/octopus-tonight.html&rct=j&sa=U&ei=2XeWUvaFB4XayAGiooCQCw&ved=0CD8Q9QEwCg&sig2=M3cfvU7pY6tGBI622kJcZQ&q=octopus&usg=AFQjCNG_CnLzcSDLjIsXqLNXa1HV8wzuHg
Octopus

VS

https://www.google.com/url?url=http://amazinganimalstories.com/1470/8-strange-facts-about-sharks/&rct=j&sa=U&ei=WHiWUuzHLofuyQHx7IDQBw&ved=0CDcQ9QEwBg&sig2=XOMDj4UB90uNtS5Tge7a3Q&q=shark&usg=AFQjCNGQUQ15m4MlxTxiVbwVKj3cGUzdLA
Shark

Hopefully the pictures work, I usually don't use my dad's computer for this but, hey whatev's.

metalplastic
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Awww...the pictures didn't work...

But I vote for the octopus. I hear/read somewhere they're intelligent creatures.

pangtongshu
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Octopodes have the clear advantage here. Use their ink, which is meant to distract/blind enemies, then strangle the shark.

Boom.

GandalftheGrey666
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Sharks. Do I even need to explain?

danielo
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There is this famous clip of a squid hunting sharks at an aquarium.

Chutulu, Krakeb, squidward, all mighty squids! Know any famous shark?

And no, these poor fellas from sharknedo dont count.

danielo
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On a second thought...

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTOa887Xi-WVirvz1661zOpcfVyf36HKb3cli0tgQIjz4PrsNM1


http://www.gorestruly.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Sharktopus_2.jpg

R2D21999
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On a second thought...


Fun fact: The people who made Sharknado also made the movie Sharktopus.

Know any famous shark?


Jaws, Megalodon, and those sharks from Nemo.
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