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R2D21999
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This thread is just like Battle of the Bands or Battle of the Brands, except with creatures.
Basically all you do is you vote for an animal that would beat the other.
Today we will solve one of movies greatest mysteries:
Lions
http://eofdreams.com/data_images/dreams/lion/lion-05.jpg

Vs.

Bears
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/005/cache/grizzly-bear_566_600x450.jpg

Which one is stronger?

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GhostOfMatrix
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(delete failed attempt)

Bees are bros.
http://i.imgur.com/uKORdwm.jpg

Salvidian
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Bees are indeed bros but wasps are ****** so I'm going with wasps.

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Which one do I prefer? Bees.

Which one fares better in nature? Wasps.

So I guess I'll vote for wasps...

sourwhatup2
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We're talking about beasts here.. the bee isn't even a beast. The beast is a bro like said before, they help us in a lot of ways and the environment themselves..

Wasps are just demons. They do absolutely nothing to contribute and all they do is annoy us and other animals. They can also be deadly... so wasps.

R2D21999
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Welp, wasps are the winner of this round.

Time to do the battle I meant to do before this last one.

Freddy Krueger

VS

Michael Myers

This battle will end in 5 days. That's right 5, I've decided to shorten it because there aren't many votes on the last days.

GandalftheGrey666
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Both creep me out, but I'm voting for Freddy Krueger, because he creeps me out the most.

minecraftsniper
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Freddy Krueger it reminds me old times :P

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I never saw a movie with Michael Myers, and only parts of one with Freddy Krueger. So I'll have to rely on wiki..

Freddy Krueger is really scary, and the thing with the dream world is quite refreshing compared to regular slash movies. However, that tranquil yet evil inhuman side of Michael Myers overweights quite definitely here. I vote MM.

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Freddy, definitely. He messes with your mind. Michael can be scary too, but he's not much out of the ordinary. He just runs around with a knife. Put him up against Jason Voorhees or Leatherface, maybe, but not Freddy. He is in a league of his own.

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I'd say Freddy Krueger looks more scary and vicious... However I've never seen either movie for Michael Myers or Freddy Krueger so I'm gonna have to go off looks, and Freddy wins for me.

sourwhatup2
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Dude this battle is so one-sided.. You cannot compare these two since Freddy is like on his own thing. I mean.. Being a fan of these movies.. I gotta say that Freddy wins almost 99% of the time..

Then again Mike is pretty smart and he would probably find a devilish way to defeat him. Also as a beast Freds is way more creepy and crazy.. so.

I still vote Freds though. haha.

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Freddy is charming, charismatic, witty, and so delightfully evil. You just don't see villains with that kind of sense of humor anymore. Michael Myers just doesn't have those same qualities about him, although Wayne's World was pretty funny.

But there's no comparison. Freddy has a better personality.

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1) wasps. Yeah I'm going to vote for a passed battle, I didn't get a chance to put my nail in the coffin.
When wasps sting, they leave behind a chemical that attracts more wasps, so that they can all swarm and attack you. Beautiful.

2) Freddy. Michael Myers was a horribly simple villain, in a horribly simple move, with horribly stupid victims.
Oh and can't forget the wonderful thinking in the beginning of the first movie where THE GUY LEAVES HIS CAR AS ESCAPED ASYLUM PATIENTS ARE WANDERIG THE GROUNDS.

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they leave behind a chemical that attracts more wasps, so that they can all swarm and attack you. Beautiful.


That applies to bees too.

Also, Michael Myers is like a Jason Vorhees, so it's not very original. Freddy is a really good villain packed with depth and original characterization.
sourwhatup2
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Also, Michael Myers is like a Jason Vorhees, so it's not very original. Freddy is a really good villain packed with depth and original characterization.


Ehmm kind of.. But even then I say even Jason beats him xD
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