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R2D21999
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This thread is just like Battle of the Bands or Battle of the Brands, except with creatures.
Basically all you do is you vote for an animal that would beat the other.
Today we will solve one of movies greatest mysteries:
Lions
http://eofdreams.com/data_images/dreams/lion/lion-05.jpg

Vs.

Bears
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/005/cache/grizzly-bear_566_600x450.jpg

Which one is stronger?

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bingu77788
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If you count the pirate as an ordinary pirate ( not the captain) than I'll pick ninjas, but if I was a Captain, definitely pirates.

Ordering people around, controlling the ship, ordering people around to WALK THE PLANKS!!

But then, there will only be one winner. I choose pirates.

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Ninjas... I've always thought of them as better after watching how to be one

Gamer_Cale
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Don't know if it was samurai or pirate I would go for samurai any day but I think that I'm going to go for pirate just because gunpowder.

danielo
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The ninjas did what? Guns (which pirates use) saved japan from the samurais. In ther civil war, pirates took positions as imperial navymans, with cannons and guns against the samurais, which also used guns and cannons ("the last samurai" is a crapload).

And kets not forget - do you see ninjas today? Because ther sure are pirates.
The legacy live on!

Aarrrrgggg to my pirated games collection!

Skeleton_Pilot
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Ninjas and pirates are considered beasts now?

I'll heave a vote in the direction of the pirates! All for one and one for all!

danielo
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Ammm... these are musketeers...

Does ninjas have pet parrot and pet monkey? That what i guesed.

pangtongshu
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And kets not forget - do you see ninjas today? Because ther sure are pirates.


There's like..what? 15 pirates today?

There are ninja societies still though, actually.
Nerdsoft
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There's like..what? 15 pirates today?

Being a pirate is not about being named after your prosthetic limb and having a parrot on your shoulder, it's about taking ships (and hostages) and stealing their cargo. There are terrifying numbers of pirates near Somalia and some in Indonesia. Basically, modern-day pirates are starving people who've grouped together with a boat and some guns.
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Being a pirate is not about being named after your prosthetic limb and having a parrot on your shoulder, it's about taking ships (and hostages) and stealing their cargo. There are terrifying numbers of pirates near Somalia and some in Indonesia. Basically, modern-day pirates are starving people who've grouped together with a boat and some guns.


Oh so like 23 then?
danielo
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I disagree. Pirate is the divined toche. The ability to take what you want because a pirate is free! Still from the rich gold owners of los-angelos, aka the modern movies industery. Millions pang, MILLIONS!

Plus, The vikings were pirates as well. And who dont like viking?

pangtongshu
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Excuse yourself Vikings would never be affiliated with such low life scum as pirates.

Pirates stole, while Vikings were above that and saw it as one of the world's evils.

R2D21999
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I don't even have to count to see that Pirates won.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/87/Bed_bug,_Cimex_lectularius.jpg
Bed bugs

VS

http://www.chicagonow.com/moms-who-drink-and-swear/files/2012/09/lice1199.jpg
Lice

Battle will end... probably next week.

Riptizoid101
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Bed bugs were fearsome enough to have a whole proverb about them when you go to sleep, so... That's my vote.

Charlie506
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Bed bugs.

http://mosquitoxperts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Hotel-Bed-Bug-Exterminator-Raleigh.jpg

[b]Too.....much.....

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