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MagicTree
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Nomad

This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:

You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?

I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.

Here goes!

You were in the car with:


A bloody pigeon,
Gantic tied up,
A condom.

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GandalftheGrey666
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Officer... please. You're an idiot. What's wrong about veggies and a Bayblade arena? My nephew plays with this. Nobody wants to buy him bayblades, so I gave him veggies from my garden. Now... could you let me keep driving? Tha... Hey what are you doing? What's in that bag? DRUGS? You tried to put DRUGS inside my trunk? Tsk, tsk, I could've sued you! Thank you! Now go back and let me drive, OK? THANK YOU! *officer leaves* Hehe, idiot! *takes out a sex doll and a bong*

GandalftheGrey666
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Peasant

Oops, forgot to post the list.

A guy wearing an Uncle Dolan suit
A stinky blanket covered with some weird liquid
something that looks like a small, thick stick wrapped with bandages

Crickster
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Blacksmith

wait this ain't LSD dream simulator.....

Crickster - held captive
AK-47
Fluttershy - held captive

Chryosten
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Herald

Apparently Crickster like tying himself along with his friend up in a game of 'Hostage'. The AK-47 is only a replica and won't work at all.

Short Knife
Guide book on seppeku
Letter from boss saying 'your fired'.

danielo
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Peasant

This letter tried to preform a seppeku. I saved him just befor he could do so. See? *cut my arms like i grabbed the knife). He even wounded me. I take him to the hospital now. Gottta go! *Full speed ahead!*

A priest
A rebbai
A Imam

Chryosten
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Herald

They wanted to go to a religious debate and since they were going to be late, they looked for the first car that was about to leave and got into itNow of you revise me, we're all late for the religion debate.

Meat dress
Leaf dress
Piece of cardboard

Crickster
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Blacksmith

This ain't my car, it's Darkfire's

PS4
Xbox one
WII U

kingjac11
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Nomad

Officer there Christmas presents.

A Kebab
Meat Grinder
Darkfire tied up

Chryosten
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Herald

kingjac11 was feeling canniballistic and wanted to turn me into a kebab!!!

God
Satan
Pitbull

Crickster
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Blacksmith

Their just things my brother made on wwe13.

Darkfire tied up
a gun
Crickster with the gun to kill Darkfire

danielo
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Peasant

Its their thing. This is how they get high. Figure it.. these youngsters and their seek for fun...

Dead crickster and darkfure tied up upside down from the ceiling with carrots inside their noses (both tunnels).
A dull of Pickachu.
An ostrich.

Crickster
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Blacksmith

how can i talk when i'm dead?

nuke
plans to blow up the white house
christmas hat

GandalftheGrey666
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Peasant

This is something I got free from the Army Surplus Storm. *hits the officer with the nuke* See? It's titanium.

A grappling hook
A prostitute
A book of Flash Dance and Daredevil references

neoexdeath
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Farmer

"Well, officer, you seem pretty tired from such a long day... Wanna have this girl for free and you leave like nothing happened?"

****a-****a
A beginner's guide in training wild ****atrixes
Your grandpa

neoexdeath
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Farmer

"Well, officer, you seem pretty tired from such a long day... Wanna have this girl for free and you leave like nothing happened?"

A strange bird
A beginner's guide in training strange birds
Your grandpa


Huh??? Whats with the word "c ocka"? I mean, it's a name used in a flash game... o.O
Anyway, changed the post -_-
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