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izapora
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A Chilean sea bass or a koala?
choose wisely, it may be the last choice you ever make...

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RaptorExx
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Farmer

koala, cause they're cool and are in the marsupial animal branch thing

chiliad_nodi
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I'd be the koala, because it is smarter than the fish.

RaptorExx
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wait, a snake, tiger thing, or human could kill you if you were a koala, fish can be killed by their predators or human enviroment interaction. I think fish might be safer, but not sure...

nick_coolhaha
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i would much rather be a koala because they look a lot cooler and they are land animals. i wouldnt want to be a chilean sea bass cause a shark can just swim near you and just devour you in an intsance and thats not good.

Green12324
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Ya koala definitly, more peaceful and less in danger.

RaptorExx
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well apparently humans, here, knock yourself out if this this link works XD
but still, a snake can climb trees, and just because humans are the main pred, don't mean kolas aren't food for other meat-eating animals, plus a tiger thing or leopard thing or whatever could knock down the eucalyptus tree

http://koalas.org/koala-info.html

nick_coolhaha
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but as a koala i would just remained clinging to my favorite tree looking out for danger and trying to advoid it at all cause so no predator could eat me, and by the way what kind of animal eats koalas?

izapora
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Nomad

actually, koalas have razor sharp teeth and have been known to single handedly destroy small aborigini villages...

delossantosj
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koalas pwn!!!!!!!!!

RaptorExx
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score s far :|
koalas: 5
Fishy: 0
srry iFish, guess the fishies don't win all the time...

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I'd be the fish casue it's going against the popular trend. and cause koalas are fuzzy and cute and people like them. and theyhave big ears and carry their babies in little pouches. and they eat leaves. those traits just doesn't fit my personality.

izapora
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when koalas take over the world i imagine you will wish you could revoke that statement :/

ubertuna
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koalas are an endangered species. I highly doubt they will be taking over the world. if I had my pick out of anything I would choose a roach, that way I could survive the radioactive fallout from the inevitable world war 3.

Duff
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Just remember guys, baby koalas can't eat the koala diet when they're born, so they have to eat their mum's Poo, yuk!

izapora
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way to kill it duff...

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