No christmas at all, too expensive. Plus, if you think about it, it would be fairly impressive for Mary if it was every day :P
Be really fit or have a life-times supply of your favorite snack (can't eat snack if you choose #1)
Be in the middle of a thunderstorm (No chance of lightning strike nor is there rain.) or in the middle of the ocean during a massive storm. (No chance of death in either choice.)
The giant moose. Assuming we're in the moose's natural habitat, It would be tough for the moose to navigate around the trees. Plus, if I kill it, the horns would be a great trophy.
Would you rather eat a worm or a ****roach? (Seriously? I meant the bug. I can't believe it censors that.)