60 days ago, our good friend and neighbor R2 asked his sweetheart Aggs to become his wife. To join him in a life of happiness. To bring each other the companionship, love, and joy of marriage.
I would like to welcome you all here today, for Armor Games first wedding. Please help yourself to the refreshments. The ceremony will begin shortly...
Wait, is this where the whole "you opened my presents" thing in the "You're Banned forum came from? Well....that's a great way to compliment the guy who not only bakes you a custom cake to apologize for something he doesn't understand, but, after someone throws it away, he attempts to remake it, only to find his ingredients have been used for....something else. THEN, he goes and gathers more ingredients, and bakes another cake. I was going to give it to you, R2, but I might not now. Unless, of course, you explain the presents thing to me, and then act as if nothing was ever said about presents. So....what will it be? The red pill, or the.....Ugh. Sorry, wrong speech again. So.....what will it be? Cake, or no cake? *End Rant*
CLANCY! PREAPRE THE STAGE! Hello there everyone, and welcome to the newest act, the revival of the cake. As you know, Clancy ruined the cake so he had to be part of fixing it, right? Well, I have divisied a plan, involving mostly magic and my assistant, Xeano the rabbit. *Xeano hopps on stage*. So as we know, we need a human sacrifice in order to exchange the life force to the cake. Luckily, I held a poll and R2 volunteered to nobely be killed. Clancy is stage master, Xeano the assistant, R2 the human sacrifice and me, the Magican. Come back later for more! Intermission, 30 min.
WAIT! DON'T KILL R2..well, you can if you want...BUT I HAVE THE NEW CAKE! Waterproof this time. Now, I know I gave you a choice, but I decided you should have a cake on this special day. So, here it is. *Sets down cake*
Enjoy. And please don't throw it to the fish this time. They already have one.
The old cake will be revived soon enough. Im sorry about any casualties that happened along the way. Another cake would be nice, though, to smash it at R2's face.
