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xeano321
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Here we are. Two months later.

60 days ago, our good friend and neighbor R2 asked his sweetheart Aggs to become his wife. To join him in a life of happiness. To bring each other the companionship, love, and joy of marriage.

I would like to welcome you all here today, for Armor Games first wedding. Please help yourself to the refreshments. The ceremony will begin shortly...

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danielo
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Pie, Shot the intruder in the leg.

Sourwhatup, the summary is in page 19.

R2, its for your own good.

Pieguyme
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Sorry sour. Hate to do this. *Shoots sour in leg* Don't worry. It isn't fatal unless you don't stop the bleeding.

R2D21999
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Pie, Shot the intruder in the leg.


*punches danielio* What is wrong with you?
danielo
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Its need to remine a 1 on 1 conversation with aggz. Your friend can stay with xeano near the altar.

Xeano, bandage sour please.

Blackbeltr0
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Pie, Shot the intruder in the leg.

*punches danielio* What is wrong with you?


Sir do I need to remove people from your party?

~~Bouncer Black~~
Pieguyme
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Sorry, Black. Dan's in charge now. Hey Dan, what should I do with Black? Same thing?

Blackbeltr0
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OHH no he's not!

Dan was in charge of the ceremony I am just a bouncer helping out. So that is NOT true SORRY

~~Black~~

danielo
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Black is cool.

General, I, as the divined personal behind this wedding, took control to fix some parts which had to be fixed.

Now, as i said at lage 17, you can join us or you may leave. Commander, will you join in arms with me? (I got some Tavurs!)
(For god sake - If i havent made things happen in the beginning this wedding whould have get forgotten and abandoned. I was in charge all along).

R2D21999
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I was in charge all along


Even though I hired you.
danielo
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For another thing:
R2, what can you offer to Storm?
(I dont mean cash or just unreal things - a joke every week, a bet you will have to do (next time he meet with friends he need to wear a bra or something). Things he can actualy do.)

Aggz, in what terms will you accept to be happily married to R2? (You are already married. We negotiate the title "happily&quot.

R2D21999
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R2, what can you offer to Storm?


Cookies?
danielo
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Can you send her by mail actual cookies? (will it be too wierd aggz?)

R2D21999
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Can you send her by mail actual cookies?


I could, I just need her address but that shouldn't be hard to find.
danielo
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Well now i understand why it wont happen...

Can you offer other things? 'Ill write you a song every month", ""I will send you a lolcat every week" etc. etc.?

R2D21999
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Well now i understand why it wont happen...


Its really not that difficult.

'Ill write you a song every month


I could do that but I'm not good at writing songs.
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