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Give me an action story no matter how long C: Example:
Once a duck of time... There was 3 knights. One was Sir Edward Peanut, the 2nd one was Sir Washington -no name-, and the might one of them on, the on on the most dangerous quest, SSTG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sir Edward Peanut is intelligent peanut farmer. He used a peanut sword, a peanut shield, peanut armor and nutshell helmet. He was useful for building catapults to fire giant nuts at enemies, building items for the knights, and making spells for Grandalf.
Sir Washington -no name- is meant to recruit troops. He is obsessed with the color blue and red for an unknown reason. Sir Washington -no name- went to college when he was 18 years old, he was an expert at reading and writing.
The One And Only Mighty Knight Lord of them all was called SSTG. He was the lord of his kingdom, he also was a very intelligent ship builder. SSTG went to college when he was 15, very young as you can say. He was the most excellent student the college had. He was a master at reading, writing, math, science, AND MOSTLY... US HISTORY! At the age of 23 he left college and got many jobs so he was a rich fellow. After that, at the age of 29 he started ship building. He got so rich he bought a castle and still was rich. He built a town, a village, a school, and blacksmith. He lived a happy life all through his life. This is the story of how these knights finish their adventurous quest.