I have no clue. It's highly unfortunate that I have no clue, because if left alone with my mom, within half a minute she'll start lecturing me about how much of a failure I am and that when she was my age she already knew what she wanted to do and got a scholarship to America but she shouldn't really have gone to America because she wouldn't've met my dad if she'd stayed and this whole messy divorce wouldn't have happened, my dad's the reason I don't know what I want to do and should be burned at the stake, etc, etc.
She also tells me I should be an international correspondent.
Dolphin. Because they are smart. And cool. And people love them. And like humans they have sex for fun. I wonder if they make blowhole jokes cause I totally would. Basically a dolphin for the lols.
I have one in mind. This savage animal, though smart, is so territorial that it will raise groups of the same species to fight different groups of the SAME species. They're widespread and have as many different variations as dogs, yet they discriminate against certain variations. They're also shameless.
What am I talking about? Humans. B-)
On a serious note, kangaroos. Or maybe the mantis shrimp. Seriously, look up the mantis shrimp, it has one of the strongest punches in the world.