I told my brother that if you stick your tongue out and pretend to shake salt onto it, you can actually taste it... I have an evil sense of humor because that was the only thing that made me laugh all day...
I tested something and it worked.
Two pigs ran into their house just in time! The wolf is trying to knock down their house but it's made out of brick so...
I know, one pig is missing. Guess what happened to it?
I went back to Pokemon Black because I saw a video where you can catch Rayquaza using no cheats. It was of course, a fake. So instead of training my Wailord, I spent all my time looking for Ralicanth to get a Rayquaza that didn't even exist in the game.
Fortunately I got a shiny Krabby out of it so it wasn't all bad.
Apparently I got the counting to 100 thing. So I'm pretty happy.
Today someone hit the bus while it was driving to school, so we were delayed half an hour. The police took forever to finally go away.
On the way back (still on the bus) I placed the idea into some middle schoolers' heads to snort the dust that came off sour patch kids, since for some reason, one of them had a bag of that dust stuff. It was an ACCIDENT. I made an offhand comment about "that bag looks like it's full of crack", so this idiot put twizzlers in his nose and starts trying to snort the sour patch kids. At this point, I'm laughing too hard to tell them to stop, and even contributed a dollar when they wanted something better to snort the candy through. Half of the bus ride consisted of these three middleschoolers snorting sour patch kids through a dollar off a quarter. I think they decided to put the videos on instagram or something.
I'm a terrible, terrible person, and I'm going to give this snotty dollar to someone I hate.
Last but not least, I spent ten minutes pretending to be a drunk male and flirted with one of my sister's friends through text.
Today I started my first ever Pokemon Nuzlocke. I decided to play on the game that got me started on the series: Pokemon Pearl. My current partners are Steven the Piplup, Trevor the Bidoof, and Cheese the Shinx.
Why cheese? I was going to name it after my friend, Chase. But I remembered that Chase's nickname was Cheese and so I called it Cheese.
So yesterday my mom caught me bringing my 3DS from school and now I'm grounded from technology for awhile. So I won't be on much. Why am I on now? Because I have my ways.
In nuzlocke news, I caught a Starly. Too bad I won't be doing nuzlocke for about a couple weeks.
I've been eating some fancy chocolate bars.
A few minutes ago, I ate a bar called smokin' chipotle. That darn thing was spicy! That's disgusting, I never tasted something so awful before!
I'm dazed, confused and traumatized for life now.
