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SportShark
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In this thread, you post funny jokes, pictures, or sayings that you have heard or know by memory. It doesn't have to be amazing, just try your best to make others laugh.
I'll start with this saying that I heard once:

Boobs are one of those paired things that were originally just intended for babies, but all the guys end up playing with instead.

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09philj
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"Tell me, did they specify ***hole in the job description, or did you have to go on a course?"

Bill Bryson, A walk in the woods.

wishfulpoison77
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What's white and black and white and black again?

A zebra rolling down a hill!

MacII
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What's grey and can't be seen?

A flock of pensioners around the corner.

wishfulpoison77
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So, in the hunger games Peeta is referred to as the "boy with the bread."

Katniss is referred to as the "girl on fire."

Put them together, and you get toast!!

SportShark
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You may be cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater.

~Mike Myers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

Jacen96
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Okay

http://24.media.tumblr.com/41664ddd71900691fbf8b3bba0b1dd7b/tumblr_mxigr4adtF1rrdfajo1_500.gif

How you doing there?

I'll be back

~~~Darth Caedus

SportShark
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What!? Are we posting funny .gifs now!?
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Shocked.gif
~that moment of betrayal when you spot Sir Wildewang wangin' it with The Boincing Princess

SportShark
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I just have to share this-
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Rwvft5mlroo/TcM11vj46FI/AAAAAAACG8c/ATmbqUFiSfE/s1600/hilarious_Movie_Posters_17.jpg

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Ok, that's it for this thread. I left it open to see if there was actually going to be some improvement, but I was mistaken...

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