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How do you kill a hot guy?

Haha.Very funny.

Lawyer: Did you take an autopsy to this patient?
Doctor: Yes.
Lawyer: Did you test his BP?
Doctor: No.
Lawyer: Why?
Doctor: He's dead, and his brain was on a jar on my table.
Lawyer: Do you think this patient is still alive.
Doctor: Yes, he is in this court, practicing law, and he is the one I'm currently talking to.

Okay, Im gonna post a tagalog joke........

Boy: Bulaklak ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Muka kang chicharon!

Put a hair dryer in a hot tub!

Boy: Bulaklak ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Muka kang chicharon!

I translated it, but the last line wouldn't translate properly. The punchline translates to "Face first chicharon!"

Q:How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ah wow the lightbulb was out?

Three guys are stuck on an island and find a genie in a bottle named Zach. Zach tell them that he will give them each one wish. The first guy says I wish to go home. The second guy says I wish to go home.
The third guy says, "It's lonely here I wish for my two friends to come back!"

Wife : You didn't tell me ! You have 18 year old other girl !

Husband : You're late ! She's 21 now .

How many idiots does it take to change a lightbulb?

3,one to hold the bulb and 2 to turn the chair.

Boy: Are you a flower?
Girl: Why?
Boy: You look like a piece of chicharon!

There's a new movie coming out. It's called the:

Sham Wow Movie!
Staring: The Sham Wow Guy
Produced By: The Sham Wow Guy
Directed By: Quentin Tarantino

Lawyer: Did you perform appendectomy to this patient?
Doctor: Yes.
Lawyer: Then why you removed the patient's appendix?
Doctor: *facepalms*

How many idiots does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Ten; one to make the dough and nine to peel the m&ms.