What if you were supreme overlord for a day? You know, that one guy that rules the world. There is a guy like that right? Oh whatever. There will be now.
If I was supreme overlord, I'd rule with an iron fist and nuke the strongest countries existing. Then, the survivors will be my slaves and I will randomly kill one each minute, by feeding them cookies! Then I will nuke the entire Earth and celebrate on the ashes of the dying Earth!
I'd definitely do things not mentionable on a PG forum. >
And of course, the obvious stuff: make myself rich, blow up people I dislike, and, the loophole of all loopholes, change a law that makes me supreme ruler forever.
Also,anyone who disagrees with my policies shall be slaughtered, by building an elaborate contraption that looks like its about to shoot them into space but then turn around and ram them into the ground. (Comes with pre-installed gravestone)
I would put myself in charge of all the world's resources, and legally put it into writing that I would remain in charge of them after my single-day reign ended. I would make laws to protect the document so it couldn't be deemed unlawful the day after I wrote it. All the resources would be mine forever, and I would be the wealthiest man in the world.
I'd give myself a large storage of money so my future would never be in doubt. Then I'd have to arrange some sort of mass murder, maybe a region or just "one in five people" or people with a last name starting with a certain letter or something, because world population is a number one concern and humans must be eradicated. After that, I'd give myself a large amount of weapons, play with rail guns for a day, introduce myself to people I've wanted to meet, and then go back home the next day.
I would open up hundreds of bank accounts and store billions of newly acquired dollars just so I would never have to work again and move into a house in a nice, expensive suburb. "Supreme Overlord" isn't tax-deductible, is it?
I would command everyone to paint the world completely red, then paint themselves red, then make them digest red paint and die. Only one day, yet humanity is wiped off the face of the earth.
I'd reunite Yugoslavia, then I would unite Yugoslavia with Vatican and create Yugovatican. Then Yugovatican would rule all the countries of the world. I would then be bro with Pope Francis, and make him my private investigator. I would then name him überpope Francis. Then I would make drugs legal and make jaywalking an olympic sport. I would rename Vatican to w00tican, Los Angeles to über Engel and I would make NYC my capital. I would also make Bora Drljaca the Vice President.
I say I would do stuff but it would be boring as ****. I would just act like my normal self doing normal stuff I do. I mean, life is boring with complete power.
