u hav 2 vs ppl in a ya mama joke contest alrite ill startyo mama so ugly she walked into the hood and scared the black off one of my homeboys
Yo mamma is so fat, She walked past the TV and I missed 5 whole episodes of CSI Miami.
I had a yo mama thread.. Once...You mama so ugly, her neighbors payed for her blinds and curtins!
Yo mamma so stupid she stole free balloons.
[/b][/i]Yo Mama So FatWhen she fats it causes global warming
Yo mama so fat she has her own post-code.
yo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry
Yo mama so fat, wherever she goes, she brings a flyswatter for satellites.
Yo mama so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind.
Yo mama so fat the sun was cought in her orbit!
yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo mamas so fat when she sits around the house she literally sits AROUND the house
yo momma is so stupid she thought that limburger cheese was made of limbs and cheeseburgers.
Yo mama so fat she got stuck while skydiving.
You mama so fat that I need to take three buses, two trains and a taxi to get to get other side.
Yo mama so fat when i took a picture of her and hanged it on the wall the wall fell down
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