BEGiN TRANSMiSSiON
Brave Forumnauts of Armor Games, it is up to you to rescue the Forum Games from complete destruction. Experiments involving nefarious porpoises went awry and opened up a rift in the fabric of spacetime completely localized to the Forum Games forum of Armor Games and do not include roleplays (RPs) or role-playing games (RPGs). Due to some weird safety bubble of apathy, the other forum games also appear to be unaffected and won't be affected at all, which makes this utterly stupid because there's no actual threat, but it's still up to you to close the Rift.
Please keep in mind:
1. This is one of the stupidest forum games you will play.
2. You have no idea what forum game you are playing.
3. Only by playing or guess the rules to the correct forum game may the Forumnauts continue.
4. Some of these forum games might not exist in our universe or timeline.
5. These are non-RP and non-RPG forum games.
6. Use OOC (out of character) if you have comments that aren't playing or guessing the forum game.
I will be keeping watch from my laboratory and try to solve the problem from my end. In the meantime, I will update you on your status.
Sensors indicate that it is older than all of you.
Edit: For clarification, it's even older than MrDayCee and the corpse of Freakenstein, the oldest accounts to attempt to close the Rift, unless I somehow missed someone with an older account.
