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Can you eat a banana with your foot?

Posted May 30, '14 at 8:19pm

awsomejazz123

awsomejazz123

64 posts

my brother the other day actually tried to eat a banana......weird right? he's like a miniature monkey...lol post a picture of you trying to eat a banana with your foot.

 

Posted May 30, '14 at 8:37pm

StormWalker

StormWalker

7,328 posts

Post a picture? Why, my ravenous feet would devour the camera too! You wouldn't want that to happen to my poor camera, so I shall instead describe the process.

The innocent banana sits peacefully in the fruit bowl, blissfully unaware of its impending doom. My feet, sneaky creatures that they are, are slinking up from both sides, prepared to catch it in a pincer formation if it takes notice. Within moments, they're prepared to strike! However, at that moment, the wind shifts, and the terrible odor of my feet reaches the banana's sensitive senses! With a terrible cry of fear, the banana leaps free of its spot and strikes out for the safety of the refrigerator, where it will be backed up by its kin. However, my feet are starving and if they let this prey escape, they may never eat again. They'll be dead, and I need those things attached to my legs. With a burst of adrenaline-fueled speed, my feet race forwards, slowly closing the distance between the fleeing banana, and then-
Wham! They pounce, taking down the banana mere feet from the refrigerator. Viciously tearing at their prey with razor-sharp toenails, they jam the gooey yellow flesh between their toes. What carnage! What horror! Hide the eyes of the children, for they must not witness this violence!

....in summation, my feet routinely devour common household objects. BE AFRAID, FOR YOU MAY BE NEXT!

 

Posted May 30, '14 at 8:47pm

awsomejazz123

awsomejazz123

64 posts

lol. you could let someone else do the camera for you and I feel bad for that foot of yours... @.@

 

Posted May 30, '14 at 9:53pm

Ernie15

Ernie15

13,425 posts

Knight

I can't eat a banana with my foot, for I am no longer as flexible a person as I once was, but I can eat a banana and then my foot.

I don't think you'd be interested in seeing those pictures, however.

 

Posted May 31, '14 at 2:32am

Riptizoid101

Riptizoid101

6,233 posts

It's simply too hard to peel a banana with my feet, but I can eat an apple with my foot if that's any merit.

[...]but I can eat a banana and then my foot.

I don't think you'd be interested in seeing those pictures, however.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 

Posted May 31, '14 at 7:26am

red303

red303

4,085 posts

I could do it, and I'm eying the bananas next to the computer right now, but don't want people to see me on AG. It just sorta ruins the anonymity of the forums. I'll send a link to a video that isn't me though.

 

Posted Jun 1, '14 at 9:06pm

gh0sts

gh0sts

888 posts

I would try it, but I don't want to pull 50 muscles and break at least 2 bones in the process. Would I have to peel it with my feet too or just hold it with my toes up to my face after I've already peeled it with my hands?

 

Posted Jun 1, '14 at 9:20pm

R2D21999

R2D21999

17,331 posts

Knight

The wheels on my feet would not allow for such a crescent shaped thing to be held upon it like God's hand holding the world.

Did it work? Did I sound peaceful?

 

Posted Jun 1, '14 at 9:30pm

StormWalker

StormWalker

7,328 posts

Wait, we're talking about using your feet to eat a banana? I thought we were talking about feet-eating-bananas.

 

Posted Jun 2, '14 at 3:46am

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

9,826 posts

you are just using this thread to sustain your foot fetish, aren't you?

 
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