Welcome to Ygdrasil II,A new version of This.
Now,as perrykid said:
First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.
No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn,Enchantments exepted
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.
Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:
A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3
If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.
People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'
Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.
To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.
Yesiree.If you need to ask a question,Please ask.
Tree: 99,999,999,996,229.9 HP
Climate: Slight breeze and sunny
Defences:-15 Total fire dmg
I start breeding multiple colonies of termites which are able to pierce the tree's ironbark and are able to gnaw away at wood at an even faster rate than average termites. I then unleash all of them onto the tree.
I put a remote molecular combustion chamber next to the tree i go to a safe distance i activate it...
I'm not exactly sure what that is so I'm going with 3000 damage
I start breeding multiple colonies of termites which are able to pierce the tree's ironbark and are able to gnaw away at wood at an even faster rate than average termites. I then unleash all of them onto the tree.
the termites eat through the iron bark like butter and then eat some of the wood but suddenly the turn around jump out and start eating through the ground and before digging away to find a nest
-500000
the tree now has a large hole in the iron bark and a hole in its wood
I chokeslam the tree
you slam into the tree but bounce right off it as you were not aiming at the hole and you shatter both your legs and a rib
-0 damage to the tree
-90 damage to crickster
I look at myself and my fingers, I then punch the tree in an attack called x1000 punch, ouch. This probably softened the bark I think to myself
you slam your fist into the tree at mach 2 and predictably shatter every bone in your arm and burn your skin and ruin its mussles
-1 damage to tree
-60 damage to lego
Crippled:lego
almost forgot this one
I train my body so as I can deal devastating attacks to the tree
you learn how to grow flaming or frozen claws
the improbability field kicks in and suddenly the weather changes to a blizzard as the ground grows a layer of ice on it 3 inches thick and snow starts piling up
the rainblade factory kicks in
Tree HP: 99999999488416.8 Conditions: blizzard,3 inch thick ice, windy, snow piling up Improbability Field active (random stuff happens) Player Constructs: Rainblade Factory (-250HP every turn), Power Coil (+25% damage for electrical attacks) Tree Buffs: resilience (-25% damage taken from a given attack type if the attack is used for more than one round in a row, stacking) Tree Debuffs: a hole in it 5 feet long and tall that is a circle (three turns left)
