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Nerdsoft
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Basically, you have to make an unbroken chain of answers, then problems with said answers. Like this:

P1: There's a hole in my bucket!
P2: Then fix it!
P3: But with what?
P4: With straw!
P5: But the straw's falling off!

...And so on. So, to begin:

There's a hole in my bucket!

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Nerdsoft
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Then fix it... wait, it feels like we've done this before.

Set fire to the bucket and use the insurance money to get a new one!

Loop_Stratos
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Jester

But we can't make fire!

Doombreed
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Ever heard of matches, gasoline, lighters, even gas stations? There is nothing easier in this world than to start a fire. Trust me, I am an Arsonist!

Gogotank
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But this universe started again without making flameable objects!

Doombreed
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You can always make flammable materials

Gogotank
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Lord

But I don't know how! You're the arsonist expert!

Greg7077
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Being an arsonist won't help fix a bucket

Loop_Stratos
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Jester

You're not supposed to make statements! The whole universe will rewind back to the time when we broke the bucke- OH NOOOOOOOO!

-Gogotank, edited.

There's a hole in my bucket!

Gogotank
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Eeeeh, ok. Then put your finger in the hole!

Loop_Stratos
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Jester

But they're too large for the hole!

Gogotank
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Then put your little finger in it!

Loop_Stratos
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Jester

They're still too small for my smallest finger!

Gogotank
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Lord

Then ask a toddler to do it for you! Their fingers are usually small!

Loop_Stratos
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Jester

But there's no toddlers on this planet anymore!

Gogotank
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Lord

Then find babies!

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