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AHomoSapien
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Shepherd

I want to try something, see if anyone is interested... Inspired by this video [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPN3KTtrnZM]
which I find is hilarious.

Basically, you walk into a shop wanting to buy something but the shopkeeper always find a reason to not sell it or not have to have it in stock. There no strict format, and you don't have to be limited to items available in a cafe, but it is a continuous conversation between the shopkeeper and the customer who want to buy something.

For Example

P1 Oh, I would like to buy a cup of dark roast, hazelnut coffee
P2 we have the freshest coffee available, but unfortunately this week shipment of hazelnut was delayed by unionizing workers.
P3 Okay, How about just caramel coffee then
P4 Ah, Carmel we have... but I seems to have ate all of the coffee bean.
P5 You ate all of the coffee bean ? How...You know what never mind coffee do you have a bottle of water
P6 Yes of course...but the bottle have been open
P7 I don't care, I take it
P8 Oh but I afraid it have been open so long that all the water have evaporated
P9 Never mind the water then do you have... etc

Sorry, if the example seem kind of long, wasn't sure how to explain it.

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silver199
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Nomad

I am sorry but we have sold all of our frappuccinos.

Lowco1
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Lowco1
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Nomad

What about a cookie!

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

My apologies, but my underpaid monkey workers went on strike, and the only way to pacify them was to give them every cookie we had.

Lowco1
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Nomad

What! Monkeys eat bannannas not cookies. Give me a cookie and don't lie!

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

I never said they ate them, in fact I heard Chef Zilla say it made great ferret bedding. I sincerely am sorry, but, they're all gone. Ask @Ferret what he slept on last night if you still disbelieve me.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

Then sell me the clothes on your back!

AHomoSapien
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Shepherd

I'm sorry but my clothes are not for sale, I mean you can't expects me to run my business naked can you? Just imagine the scandal ...

Lowco1
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Nomad

Then give me pizza!

silver199
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silver199
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Nomad

But, you see, we only use are special stinky-cheese and it has not had time to stink up enough yet.

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

Ah, the cheese must cure, you are right. How about a taco?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Sadly all the tortilla has been eaten by rats. By the time we removed them, they've all been eaten.

nivlac724
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Shepherd

a parfait?

Lowco1
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Lowco1
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Nomad

The Parfait is poisined.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

Then sell me the poison!

Lowco1
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Lowco1
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Nomad

The poison is empty.

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