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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese have pranked me!
I'll prank him now! AprilFoolsDayPrank = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = AprilFoolsDayPrank
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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It wasn't very effective...

Drgaon Cheese V3: 452/500

This is my first april fools prank today. I hope it works. AprilFoolsPrank = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = AprilFoolsPrank
red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

The prank goes too far and seriously injures the cheese.
Drgaon Cheese V3: 435/500
I point out the spelling error in the cheese's name. Grammar = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Grammar
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

OMG THE HUMILITY!
Drgaon Cheese V3: 415/500
I laugh evilly, which is apparently my trademark move now.
EvilLaughOfDeath = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = EvilLaughOfDeath
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese fears for it's life now.
Drgaon Cheese V3: 400/500
I read the cheese Vogon poetry. Masterpiece = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Masterpiece
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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I... don't know what that is but it deals some damage.

Drgaon Cheese V3: 387/500

Guess. PenguinArmy = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = PenguinArmy
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

Your penguin army was overthrown by Nomads. But the war caused some damage to the cheese.

Drgoan Cheese V3: 273/500

I shall use meh mystical (dark) magics to blind the Cheese WaitWhatsTheUse = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = WaitWhatsTheUse
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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Congratulations, you blinded one of the eyes of the cheese.

Drgaon Cheese V3: 262/500

I take a broadsword and slash the cheese. SwordSlash = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = SwordSlash
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

It's 387,btw.

Dragon Cheese V3: 340/500

I gently poke the cheese.Poke = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Poke
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Your gentliness reduced the damage, but the cheese likes you more now.

Dragon Cheese V3: 332/500

I gently pat the cheese's head. GentlePat = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = GentlePat
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

(Awww... I was hoping that name typo for the cheese would be kept :P)

You gave it a gentle pat. Nothing more, nothing less.
Dragon Cheese V3 327/500
I expose the cheese to the dark side of the internet. DarkSide = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = DarkSide
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

"Oh god... they... they do that.... WHY DOESN'T ANYONE STOP THEM?!?!"

Drgaon Cheese V3: 310/500

I fix the Typo in its name! GitTrolled = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = GitTrolled
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

The cheese brushes it's name change off.

Drgaon Cheese V3 302/500

I take out the cheese's soul before shoving it back in. Violently. AnotherDay = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = AnotherDay
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

Since the Drgaon cheese is a copy of the Dragon Cheese V1, which I stole the Soul from, you dont do anything but punch it violently.

Drgaon Cheese V3: 301/500

I laugh at Darkfire45's Attempt to take out the Cheeses soul, even though I already have it, which enrages him and he takes it out on the cheese WhyFightMyselfWhenYouCan = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = WhyFightMyselfWhenYouCan
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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You have done average damage...

Drgaon Cheese: 291/500

I take my satellite and shot a laser in the cheese! SatelliteLaser = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = SatelliteLaser
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