Welcome to the Keymettic Arena, brave Forumnauts. Please keep your wits about you. We are currently in the fourth stage of experiments. Things may still be a bit glitchy here, so please be careful or you may wind up [randomed] or worse. Please keep the following in mind:
1. This might be one of the stupidest forum games you will play.
2. You probably have no idea what is going on here.
3. Forum rules still apply here.
4. Please use OOC if you are not in-character. All Forumnaut games are RP-lite. You're playing a character but you're playing yourself.
I will be keeping watch from my laboratory and try to resolve any glitchy issues that may occur during this experiment, but I make no promises. If you do happen to die during this experiment, please make another post and you will automatically be revived. You will lose an attack during resurrection.
As a Keymettic Warrior, you have three stats: Key, Met, and Tic. Each of these three stats are important in their own way. You are also outfitted with equipment of your choice.
When signing up for this experiment, please roll 3d6 points to your Key, Met, and Tic and assign the rolls to whatever stat you wish. Please also choose your main hand (MH) and offhand (OH) equipment.
For default Knights:
Hands: 3d6+2 / +10 Main: Knight's Sword Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30 Head: Knight's Helmet Torso: Knight's Body Armor Legs: Knight's Leg Armor
For default Mods
Hands: 10d10 Main: Banhammer Off: ---
Armor: Mod Aura +60 Head: Torso: Mod Cape (neck) Legs:
ARMORY
Your available equipment is as follows: Axe of Rargh! - 1d12 (MH) Clink Clank Sword - 3d4 (MH) Parrying Dagger - 1d4 / +3 (OH) - Blocks certain attacks with a 4 roll. Pew Pew Blaster - 2d6 (MH) Plink Plank Sword - 1d6 (OH) Plonk Plonk Shield - +5 (OH) Really Big Shield - +20 (MH + OH) - Also defends one other person. Wicked Ninja Blade - 3d4+2 (MH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed. Wicked Ninja Dagger - 1d4+2 (OH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.
Seasoned Forumnauts have access to better equipment. ConsecuCount Cannon - 1+ (MH+OH)
Req: Successfully count to 100.
Special: Passive: Requires a minimum of three people to operate, the consecucount cannon gains 1 damage each successful attack and resets to 1 each 100th sequential successful attack on cooldown.
Redactive Shield - +8 (OH)
Req: Must have been redacted, deleted, descended, etc.
Special: Active: Cancels damage of next attack on self. Once per battle.
Ascendent Sword - 3d4 (MH)
Req: Must have been ascended, etc.
Special: Active: Doubles damage of next attack on selected target. Once per battle.
Golden Carrot Stick - 3d4+3 (MH)
Req: Gantickest Gantestant
Special: Passive: Double damage vs rabbity types.
Banhammer - 10d10 (MH+OH)
Req: Moderator
Special: Active: Banninate. Works on Users, Knights, and anything that isn't immune.
Mod Cape - +20 (Torso, neck)
Req: Moderator
Special: Passive: Negates damage of next attack on self after Banhammer special is used, except from anything that is immune to Banhammer special.
_____ Stage One??? | Stage Two | Stage Three
Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
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Hands:
Main: Really Big Shield - +20
Off: Really Big Shield - +20
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15
I wake up in a field somewhere. I don't recall there being any party, so I suppose it must have been quite an impressive party. I examine the shield to determine whether it has any use as an offensive weapon, then check the shirt for a maker's mark, as I'm pretty sure it isn't my size.
MattEmAngel searches for treasure. 1d20=4 but there isn't any hidden treasure.
To R2D21999, the robot rabbit says, "No."
To StormWalker, the robot rabbit says "No."
FishPreferred pops in from out of nowhere.
FishPreferred examines the shield and considers its offensive capabilities. It seems too unwieldy to attack someone with it.
FishPreferred examines his shirt. It is made by GantiCorp. One size fits all.
Darkfire45 searches the robot rabbit for weak points, but the rabbit zaps him.
"Don't touch me," it tells Darkfire45. Darkfire45 is hit. (10 HP) - seriously injured
INVENTORY
flash powder x1
Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
remote control?
helmet of some sort
thingamabauble
Wicked Ninja Blade - 3d4+2 (MH) (StormWalker)
Redactive Shield - +8 (OH) (StormWalker)
lumivore (used)
Axe of Rargh - 1d12 (MH) (nivlac724)
rusty discs
silver chalice
silver crown
teapot
LOCATIONS
Darkfire45 - in the fields of Arnabi
FishPreferred - in the fields of Arnabi
JACKinbigletters - in the fields of Arnabi
MattEmAngel - in the fields of Arnabi
nivlac724 - in the fields of Arnabi
R2D21999 - in the fields of Arnabi
StormWalker - in the fields of Arnabi
Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
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Hands:
Main: Really Big Shield - +20
Off: Really Big Shield - +20
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15
I try to communicate with the non-robotic rabbits.
"...Hlessi [indicating self]...Uuh, silf-fu?"
MattEmAngel searches for a mech suit. 1d20=20 But doesn't find anything.
The rabbits stare at FishPreferred blankly, because black bears are obviously elil.
Darkfire45 attempts to use the remote on the robot rabbit. Nothing happens.
The robot rabbit is annoyed with Darkfire45 and zaps him again. Darkfire45 is dying! (0 HP) - dying.
Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
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Hands:
Main: Really Big Shield - +20
Off: Really Big Shield - +20
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15
If this is their paradise, they should want me out of it, so I try a different approach: "Silf? [pleading look] Hraka silf."
INVENTORY
flash powder x1
Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
remote control?
helmet of some sort
thingamabauble
Wicked Ninja Blade - 3d4+2 (MH) (StormWalker)
Redactive Shield - +8 (OH) (StormWalker)
lumivore (used)
Axe of Rargh - 1d12 (MH) (nivlac724)
rusty discs
silver chalice
teapot
LOCATIONS
Darkfire45 - in the fields of Arnabi
FishPreferred - in the fields of Arnabi
JACKinbigletters - in the fields of Arnabi
MattEmAngel - in the fields of Arnabi
nivlac724 - in the fields of Arnabi
R2D21999 - in the fields of Arnabi
StormWalker - in the fields of Arnabi
Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
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Hands:
Main: Really Big Shield - +20
Off: Really Big Shield - +20
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15
I've got it.
"Look! Flayrah!" I point to that carrot on a string that Matt is carrying around. I then shove him toward the rabbits, just for good measure.
Name: FishPreferred Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually. Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring. ----- Hands: Main: Really Big Shield - +20 Off: Really Big Shield - +20 Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0) ----- Base stats: KEY: 10 MET: 05 TIC: 15
I use my superhuman olfaction to check for anything out of place (self and present company excepted).
OOC: @Gantic; should I roll for this, or do you?
