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Gantic
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Welcome to the Keymettic Arena, brave Forumnauts. Please keep your wits about you. We are currently in the fourth stage of experiments. Things may still be a bit glitchy here, so please be careful or you may wind up [randomed] or worse. Please keep the following in mind:

1. This might be one of the stupidest forum games you will play.
2. You probably have no idea what is going on here.
3. Forum rules still apply here.
4. Please use OOC if you are not in-character. All Forumnaut games are RP-lite. You're playing a character but you're playing yourself.

I will be keeping watch from my laboratory and try to resolve any glitchy issues that may occur during this experiment, but I make no promises. If you do happen to die during this experiment, please make another post and you will automatically be revived. You will lose an attack during resurrection.

As a Keymettic Warrior, you have three stats: Key, Met, and Tic. Each of these three stats are important in their own way. You are also outfitted with equipment of your choice.

When signing up for this experiment, please roll 3d6 points to your Key, Met, and Tic and assign the rolls to whatever stat you wish. Please also choose your main hand (MH) and offhand (OH) equipment.

CHARACTER SHEET
Name: (Your Username)
Age: (optional)
Background: (optional)
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY:
MET:
TIC:

For default Knights:
Hands: 3d6+2 / +10
Main: Knight's Sword
Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30
Head: Knight's Helmet
Torso: Knight's Body Armor
Legs: Knight's Leg Armor

For default Mods
Hands: 10d10
Main: Banhammer
Off: ---
Armor: Mod Aura +60
Head:
Torso: Mod Cape (neck)
Legs:

ARMORY
Your available equipment is as follows:
Axe of Rargh! - 1d12 (MH)
Clink Clank Sword - 3d4 (MH)
Parrying Dagger - 1d4 / +3 (OH) - Blocks certain attacks with a 4 roll.
Pew Pew Blaster - 2d6 (MH)
Plink Plank Sword - 1d6 (OH)
Plonk Plonk Shield - +5 (OH)
Really Big Shield - +20 (MH + OH) - Also defends one other person.
Wicked Ninja Blade - 3d4+2 (MH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.
Wicked Ninja Dagger - 1d4+2 (OH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.

Seasoned Forumnauts have access to better equipment.
ConsecuCount Cannon - 1+ (MH+OH)
Req: Successfully count to 100.
Special: Passive: Requires a minimum of three people to operate, the consecucount cannon gains 1 damage each successful attack and resets to 1 each 100th sequential successful attack on cooldown.

Redactive Shield - +8 (OH)
Req: Must have been redacted, deleted, descended, etc.
Special: Active: Cancels damage of next attack on self. Once per battle.

Ascendent Sword - 3d4 (MH)
Req: Must have been ascended, etc.
Special: Active: Doubles damage of next attack on selected target. Once per battle.

Golden Carrot Stick - 3d4+3 (MH)
Req: Gantickest Gantestant
Special: Passive: Double damage vs rabbity types.

Knight's Sword - 3d6+2 (MH)
Req: Knight
Special: Double damage vs. dragony types.

Knight's Shield - +10 (OH)
Req: Knight
Special: None.

Banhammer - 10d10 (MH+OH)
Req: Moderator
Special: Active: Banninate. Works on Users, Knights, and anything that isn't immune.

Mod Cape - +20 (Torso, neck)
Req: Moderator
Special: Passive: Negates damage of next attack on self after Banhammer special is used, except from anything that is immune to Banhammer special.
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Stage One??? | Stage Two | Stage Three

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Gantic
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"You are adventures?" asks the robot rabbit. "Have you come upon a small yellow vial of liquid?"

FishPreferred tracks down a feral hog and finds a five foot tall feral hog.

ROSTER
12 / 05 / 06 Darkfire45
10 / 05 / 15 FishPreferred
17 / 10 / 11 JACKinbigletters
12 / 17 / 07 MattEmAngel
10 / 11 / 08 nivlac724
11 / 15 / 12 R2D21999
11 / 15 / 12 StormWalker

Inactive
(?? / ?? / ?? blk2860)
(11 / 08 / 15 danwar123)
(09 / 07 / 06 Loop_Stratos)
(09 / 13 / 10 Patrick2011)
(12 / 05 / 09 red303)
(10 / 13 / 06 Talonwood)

INVENTORY
Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
remote control?
helmet of some sort
thingamabauble
Wicked Ninja Blade - 3d4+2 (MH) (StormWalker)
Redactive Shield - +8 (OH) (StormWalker)
lumivore (used)
Axe of Rargh - 1d12 (MH) (nivlac724)
rusty discs
silver chalice
teapot
rabbit corpse

LOCATIONS
Darkfire45 - in the fields of Arnabi
FishPreferred - in the fields of Arnabi
JACKinbigletters - in the fields of Arnabi
MattEmAngel - in the fields of Arnabi
nivlac724 - in the fields of Arnabi
R2D21999 - in the fields of Arnabi
StormWalker - in the fields of Arnabi

FishPreferred
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Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
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Hands:
Main: Really Big Shield - +20
Off: Really Big Shield - +20
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15

"Are you an English-speaking hog?"

StormWalker
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Name: StormWalker
Age: Spaghetti & no Meatballs.
Background: The last femalloid. Killed all the rest.
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Hands
Main: Questionable Spear (2d10?)
Off: Questionable Spear
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Armor
Head: Crown of Hypnotism (0?)
Torso: Leather vest (+5)
Legs: Leather Breeches (+5)
---
Base
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12

I feel like we should kill the hog, but let's see if it's a violent hog first.

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Name: Nivlac
Age: 38
Background: I am the rainbringer! Feel my wrath!
Hands:
Main: Obsidian hatchet 1d4, 4d4, 1d10
Off: Plonk Plonk Shield - +5 (OH)
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 11
TIC: 8

"DIE STUPID ROBOT" I try and hit the robot with my hatchet.

FishPreferred
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OOC: You're attacking a probably metal-plated robot with a glass axe?

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Herald

Name: Darkfire45
Age: Unknown
Background: Comes from the depths of the underworld to collect people's souls to experiment on.
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Hands:
Main: Ascendent Sword - 3d4
Off: Redactive Shield - +8
Armor:
Head: Dingy cloak (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 12
MET: 5
TIC: 6

"Might I ask why you rabbits need this vial of yellow liquid?"

nivlac724
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OOC: Hey i'm out of ideas besides this hatchet was better than my metal axe I had earlier.

StormWalker
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Jester

Name: StormWalker
Age: Spaghetti & no Meatballs.
Background: The last femalloid. Killed all the rest.
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Hands
Main: Questionable Spear (2d10?)
Off: Questionable Spear
---
Armor
Head: Crown of Hypnotism (0?)
Torso: Leather vest (+5)
Legs: Leather Breeches (+5)
---
Base
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12

"Do you know the origin of my crown?" I ask the rabbit.

Gantic
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MattEmAngel the robot rabbit where to look for the yellow vial.
"If I knew where to look, I wouldn't need the help of Forumnauts."

The feral hog grunts but otherwise does not respond in a meaningful way.

nivlac724 attacks the robot rabbit. 1d4=4 4d4=11 1d10=10
Critical hit! nivlac724 manages to sever one of the robots limbs at a weak point.
The robot rabbit zaps nivlac724 with a death ray. nivlac724 is dead.
"Any further attempts at destruction will be matched with greater force and no mercy will be applied."

Darkfire45 asks the robot rabbit why they need the vial of yellow liquid.
"No," the robot rabbit tells Darkfire45.

StormWalker asks the rabbit the origin of the crown.
"No." the desk-bound rabbit says, evidently bored. "It's probably from a kingdom or somewhere crowns are from."

DICE RESULTS
4 = 1d4
11 = 4d4
10 = 1d10
FishPreferred
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Duke

Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
-----
Hands:
Main: Really Big Shield - +20
Off: Really Big Shield - +20
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15

I examine the hog for anything unusual (aside from its size), keeping my shield at the ready.

Chryosten
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Herald

Name: Darkfire45
Age: Unknown
Background: Comes from the depths of the underworld to collect people's souls to experiment on.
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Hands:
Main: Ascendent Sword - 3d4
Off: Redactive Shield - +8
Armor:
Head: Dingy cloak (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
KEY: 12
MET: 5
TIC: 6

I move a good distance away from the rabbits and attempt to dig for anything of interest.

Gantic
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MattEmAngel searches for the small yellow vial of liquid. 1d20=18 < MET
A rabid wolf appears from the grass and mauls MattEmAngel to death.

FishPreferred examines the hog for anything unusual other than it's size, but doesn't see anything other than a larger than normal hog.

Darkfire45 moves a good distance away from the rabbits, not realizing that the rabbits stretch for miles across Arnabi.

DICE RESULTS
18 = 1d20
Gantic
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OOC: You are supposing the wolf follows normal rules of a normal wolf.

FishPreferred
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Duke

Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
-----
Hands:
Main: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Off: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15

I switch my shield for the claws and try to slash at the hog's underbelly.
2d6=8+2
2d6=7+2
1d20=7

DICE RESULTS
8 = 2d6
7 = 2d6
7 = 1d20
StormWalker
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Name: StormWalker
Age: Spaghetti & no Meatballs.
Background: The last femalloid. Killed all the rest.
---
Hands
Main: Questionable Spear (2d10?)
Off: Questionable Spear
---
Armor
Head: Crown of Hypnotism (0?)
Torso: Leather vest (+5)
Legs: Leather Breeches (+5)
---
Base
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12

I go over to help FishPreferred if he's not killed instantly.

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