Welcome to the Keymettic Arena, brave Forumnauts. Please keep your wits about you. We are currently in the fourth stage of experiments. Things may still be a bit glitchy here, so please be careful or you may wind up [randomed] or worse. Please keep the following in mind:
1. This might be one of the stupidest forum games you will play.
2. You probably have no idea what is going on here.
3. Forum rules still apply here.
4. Please use OOC if you are not in-character. All Forumnaut games are RP-lite. You're playing a character but you're playing yourself.
I will be keeping watch from my laboratory and try to resolve any glitchy issues that may occur during this experiment, but I make no promises. If you do happen to die during this experiment, please make another post and you will automatically be revived. You will lose an attack during resurrection.
As a Keymettic Warrior, you have three stats: Key, Met, and Tic. Each of these three stats are important in their own way. You are also outfitted with equipment of your choice.
When signing up for this experiment, please roll 3d6 points to your Key, Met, and Tic and assign the rolls to whatever stat you wish. Please also choose your main hand (MH) and offhand (OH) equipment.
For default Knights:
Hands: 3d6+2 / +10 Main: Knight's Sword Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30 Head: Knight's Helmet Torso: Knight's Body Armor Legs: Knight's Leg Armor
For default Mods
Hands: 10d10 Main: Banhammer Off: ---
Armor: Mod Aura +60 Head: Torso: Mod Cape (neck) Legs:
ARMORY
Your available equipment is as follows: Axe of Rargh! - 1d12 (MH) Clink Clank Sword - 3d4 (MH) Parrying Dagger - 1d4 / +3 (OH) - Blocks certain attacks with a 4 roll. Pew Pew Blaster - 2d6 (MH) Plink Plank Sword - 1d6 (OH) Plonk Plonk Shield - +5 (OH) Really Big Shield - +20 (MH + OH) - Also defends one other person. Wicked Ninja Blade - 3d4+2 (MH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed. Wicked Ninja Dagger - 1d4+2 (OH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.
Seasoned Forumnauts have access to better equipment. ConsecuCount Cannon - 1+ (MH+OH)
Req: Successfully count to 100.
Special: Passive: Requires a minimum of three people to operate, the consecucount cannon gains 1 damage each successful attack and resets to 1 each 100th sequential successful attack on cooldown.
Redactive Shield - +8 (OH)
Req: Must have been redacted, deleted, descended, etc.
Special: Active: Cancels damage of next attack on self. Once per battle.
Ascendent Sword - 3d4 (MH)
Req: Must have been ascended, etc.
Special: Active: Doubles damage of next attack on selected target. Once per battle.
Golden Carrot Stick - 3d4+3 (MH)
Req: Gantickest Gantestant
Special: Passive: Double damage vs rabbity types.
Banhammer - 10d10 (MH+OH)
Req: Moderator
Special: Active: Banninate. Works on Users, Knights, and anything that isn't immune.
Mod Cape - +20 (Torso, neck)
Req: Moderator
Special: Passive: Negates damage of next attack on self after Banhammer special is used, except from anything that is immune to Banhammer special.
_____ Stage One??? | Stage Two | Stage Three
StormWalker attempts to become an atom of oxygen and float away but fails, not realizing that a single atom of oxygen isn't stable even if she were able to transform into oxygen.
FishPreferred looks at himself and finds a rabbit body where his bear body used to be.
Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering rabbit-bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
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Hands:
Main: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Off: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15
Neat. Since nothing else seems to have happened yet, I sneak behind the god of misfortune and plant the dead rabbit in front of him when the others aren't looking. I then give what I hope is the appropriate warning signal for rogue hlessi attack.
Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering rabbit-bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
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Hands:
Main: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Off: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15
In that case, I taste the remaining ham, disregarding any disembodied voices.
FishPreferred tastes the remaining ham, ignoring the his better judgment and the voices in his head that tell him not to taste it. It tastes revolting. If rabbits had gag reflexes, he would be gagging now.
Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering rabbit-bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
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Hands:
Main: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Off: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15
and fires it, destroying everything and everybody.
blk2860 is deleted. danwar123 is deleted. Darkfire45 is deleted. FishPeferred is deleted. Gantic is deleted. JACKinbigletters is deleted. Loop_Stratos is deleted. MattEmAngel is deleted. nivlac724 is deleted. Patrick2011 is deleted. R2D21999 is deleted. red303 is deleted. StormWalker is deleted. TalonWood is deleted.
Murmas Balecod is deleted.
Bellinwoe is deleted.
Yozen and Hilayo are deleted.
The God of Misfortune is deleted.
Robot Rabbit is deleted.
Desk Rabbit is deleted
The Bunnillion is deleted.
Arnabi is deleted.
Herobrine is deleted.
Machines beep. Disks whir.
Arnabi has been restored.
The Bunnillion is restored.
Robot Rabbit is restored.
Desk Rabbit is restored
The God of Misfortune is restored.
Yozen and Hilayo are restored.
Murmas Balecod has been restored. FishPreferred has been restored. StormWalker has been restored.
You find yourselves in the middle of a pink, grassy field. There are many different types of cute, fluffy bunnies everywhere. A stone pedestal sits some ways away from you. The sun is shining bright overhead and the sky is an impossibly vibrant shade of blue.
Name: FishPreferred Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually. Background: A lumbering rabbit-bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring. ----- Hands: Main: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH) Off: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH) Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0) ----- Base stats: KEY: 10 MET: 05 TIC: 15
The colors fade to bland white walls. The simulation is over. Everyone is standing around in the room. What have you learned? Probably nothing important. Did you die? Likely. Did you die again? Maybe. Were you deleted? Most were. But the most important question is why did no one with a Redactive Shield ever activated the damage cancelling ability? (Active abilities need to be called out.)
There were many ways to approach each trial. At least one approach for each trial would have resulted in no death and bloodshed. Whether that would have been preferable is debatable. Would you like a list of alternative actions and items and characters that have been missed throughout the trials? If I told you what the goal was, as in the first trial, the trial was expedient. If I let you roam,it was less so. This was probably one of the stupidest forum games you've ever played, but I already said it might be.
Who is Murmas Balecod? Who is Bellinwoe? And why was he not restored?
Who are Yozen and Hilayo? What loot was missed? Was Hekatonarithmos defeatable? Was it lucky that you didn't come across his brother Hekatonakmos?
