Anyways, this forum game is about jokes if you couldn't tell.
Rules:
1. You must post the question part of the joke.
2. You must answer the above user's joke.
3. It doesn't have to be funny.
4. It has to somehow relate to the above user's joke.
Example:
R2D2199: Why did the bunny cross the road?
User 1: To get hit.
Why is a tree green?
User 2: Because Shrek had an accident
Why are potatoes rare in Africa?
Bring the deer to the ridge in secton "F" F~ridge. Guide the deer safely down the ridge. Then give the command "stay!" to the deer. Deer in the F~ridge!