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An invisible shield so the enemy will think you're defenseless.

The emporium sells Legos.

Legos can be used to build an epic fort to live in, if you have about four years to spare *See Minutes

The Emporium sells Live Hearts of a Rhinoceros.

Live Hearts of a Rhinoceros are used to imbue you with the strength and toughness of a rhinoceros so you can take down your enemies.

The Emporium sells diabolical sugar cubes.

Diabolical sugar cubes are evil nuke making sugar cubes.

The Emporium sells evil emporer Gantic and his minons.

Evil emporer Gantic and his minons can be used to rush enemies with their numbers.

The Emporium sells peanut sandwiches.

Peanut sandwiches are used to kill people who are dieting and allergic to peanuts.

The emporium sells 1.

1 can be crafted with another 1 to make 2.

The Emporium sells overpriced wafflecones

you can get a gun and make your enemies pay for them or get shot with it.

the Emporium sells Sickly Boys. (I.E. me.)

Sickly boys are used to spread disease to girls.

The Emporium sells Sushi Cat.

Sushi cat can get so big by devouring so many sushis that can be used as a bomb.

The emporium sells shards of glass.

Shards of glass can be gathered to summon atheon.

The emporium sells bubbles.

Bubbles are used to distract your foes.

The emporium sells nothings.

Nothings can be used to lure your opponents into a false security, thinking that nothing is your only weapon, but then you pull out a weapon and kill them.

Emporiums sell Wepons

Weapons are used to damage people by any means necessary.

The emporium sells shotguns that shoot you unpredictably.

Shotguns that shoot you unpredictably can be used to fool the enemy in thinking they have the upper hand when they try to turn the weapon against you.

The Emporium sells rabbit ears.