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I do actually. Wait a moment whilst I get my cards.

*takes out a deck of playing cards*

Whoops. Wrong one. *replaces it with the fancy coloured cards*

Okay, my move. Black king and three of darts.
*places black king in the empty ale glass, and another card, depicting a monkey popping a balloon(?) on the bartable*
Prappagoosa!
*Throws dice, gets five, moves the three of darts a bit to the left*
*Looks confident*
Your move.

*Takes out a deck of fancy colored cards as well* May I join? I've built my own custom deck. My job will be to prove my sword is better than yours

*Reveals daemonic longsword, with a beautifully sculpted handle and edge*

Before you join in the game... Your longsword is, well... Generic by all means. Just look at our swords. Yours is no match, man.

I've got a custom deck as well, painted by the Royal Artist Bronhild Van De Krothgar. It includes the Banshee Queen and the Two Of Rabbits.
*finishes third ale*
Few people know, but I used to be a royal artist myself, until I got expelled from the academy for blacksmithing. Just don't ask how it happened, okay?

*Produces a pipe*
*Lights it*

Very well, I won't ask

I will just play.
*Sits down next to Chryos and mamibo*

Let's see... *draws cards*
You played your black king too early. Funny how you've protected it with that glass. You should know that anyone with the right cards can remove that protection
*plays a 2 of skulls card, showing a person banging two skeletons' heads to each other*
aah! My first monster is on the field *plays a voodoo zombie instead of adding a chess piece in the field*
*Draws another card*
Interesting. Your move Chryos xD

*Puffs rings of smoke*
Brilliant move, Doom...
However if you look closely, the black king is a card, rather then a chess piece, and that protects me from the "vile phoenix" card you were about to use to remove the glass!
I will play my chess pieces in the late game, like any pro player.
You want an ale?

Oooh. A hologram card. Didn't notice that at first glance .

Nice. And sure, I'd like some ale. Why not?

"Two ales on me!"
While Chryos is thinking, yo, my name is Bronhild the blacksmith, nice to meet you. What brought you to theese grim parts?

Well, it was my tendency to set things on fire. I tried to do the same in this here Tavern, but MrDayCee stopped me back then -_-

After that, I kinda stayed here to enjoy a couple of drinks with some fellow insane patrons and discuss about world domination, evil plans, as well as occasionally fight evil extra-dimensional monsters and robots

Ergo, nice to meet you too xD

Is Ergo a name or an adverb?

*pays for ales*
So you people here are insane? Perfect place for me! I'm staying!
Because after I've been expelled from the academy and forged the sword, there's nothing for me to do in the sane world... *smiles sadly*

Sp'phnart is a slow game, slower than chess, this is what my guru told me once. So no hurries.

'Ergo' can be roughly translated into "what this means is..."

Yup, it is the perfect place for all of us

And yes, of course, I am not in a hurry Thanks for the ale *drinks*

'Ergo' can be roughly translated into "what this means is..."

No actually. But an acquaintance of mine has...sort of. It was the USSR back then

It was...strange to say the least, that experience xD

Wait, we're not in the XVIIth century? Or XIVth even?
XD
For some odd reason I know what USSR is but I know it hasn't appeared yet...
Well, I know I'm crazy, anyway, so no worries.
Jeez, this guy's turn takes forever!

Meanwhile, what is that thing about, 'em magic spheres of yours?

*draws cards and places down a 3 of Scales showing 3 lizardmen*

I guess I'll start off with these guys. Dimwitted, but should do the job for now. *places down another card showing a glowing hand*

Now I buff them for... *rolls dice and gets a 2* 2 attack!

*draws cards* Your move.