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I thought this was a tavern not a marketplace! Also, what drink do you want?

I'd like some moar dark ale @Darkfire45, thanx!

Also, the Tavern is oft the place to do business... ye of all should know inkeeper!

AAAH SUNDAY IN TWO DAYS NO ALE ON SUNDAY MUST GET GOOD WINE GIVE ME SOME DEAMON JUICE!!!

Suggestion... lay off the caps for a while...

*enters as a different, very shadier person* (a disguise)

*walks to the bartender*

What drinks do you serve?

What can you offer me in wealth in return?

Well, do broadswords have any value?

I can give you a Slim Shady Shake if you want. Made with the darkest ingredients you can find. Or I could get you a Devil's Kiss, a fiery strawberry juice mixed with red wine. Of course none of these drinks are without side-effects, but that's the price you pay for trying out one of many of my insane drinks.

Meh. I'll take something without side effects. Any?

deamon juice. I WANT TO GET HURT BY DAEMON JUICE fun

Here's some ginger ale for you, Loop. And etg, Deemoon Juice is the only thing that remotely matches what you're looking for. It tastes like ghost pepper whiskey...

Alright, two Devil's Kiss coming right up! Also, I prefer not to say what those side effects are and how long they'll last for. That's part of the surprise.

*creates drinks and passes them to ScrewTheLag*

Could I have my lava drink Darkfire?

oh come on. i cant be THAT bad. the worst drink i have ever had was some Necronis Lava Infernal drink, and that was great!

*places lava bucket in front of Gogo*

Lava is really hard to get you know? I also don't want to be constantly conjuring lava for you to drink.

Pssstt... @Darkfire45... come'ere!
*waves and leans over counter whispering*
Got any 'LeapOfFaith' stashed back there?
I'd love to have a sip...