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Hey barkeep, I just lost a femur in a barfight with a hungry parrot. Do you have any Skele-Gro on tap? I can pay you in colorful feathers!

*raises head and slams fist on table *

"Whezhall nevrr zurrendurr!!!"

*face-plants table again*

(X_X)

Someone throw that drunk mod into the stables again! He passed out for the umpteenth time. Meanwhile, I'll need to check for any bones to ground to make your Skele-Gro.

*Bursts through door*

I'M BAAAAAAAACK! Salt, lemon, tequila, GO!

*snoars* Hhmmrgggrrrbbbllfffssshhh... (X_X)

@MrDayCee, weren't you just fighting off a ton of spam? How can you sleep now?!

sorry about that. i was just gawking at the online count on a roblox game... (it was 1,337!!!!!) and here is some NecoloNanis Dark. sorry about the wait, it takes some time travel, a dalek brain, and some of my family recipe BOOM-Brand Baking Power (Works better than gunpowder!) and a piece of moderator snore to brew. *gets a cup for self* time to see what happens! once, this stuff made someone explode.

You're not secretly a bomber are you? Because I fear that your crazy drinks might blow this place up.

Mmmhhblllff...wut?!?!

*scratches arm*

Huh?! What the?!?! I'm missing a piece of skin!?!

WHO DARED TO DISHONOUR THRALL?!?!

*grabs hammer and starts smashing furniture*

BRRRRIIIIINNGGG THEM BEFOREEE MEEEE!!!!!
SO THEY WILL TASTE THRALL'S WRATH!!! RRRAAGGGHHH!!!

*smashes support beam - tavern ceiling starts to collapse*

DUuUuUude, I just swept the floor man! C'mon!

WHO DARED TO DISHONOUR THRALL?!?!

*grabs hammer and starts smashing furniture*

BRRRRIIIIINNGGG THEM BEFOREEE MEEEE!!!!!
SO THEY WILL TASTE THRALL'S WRATH!!! RRRAAGGGHHH!!!

*smashes support beam - tavern ceiling starts to collapse*

Your chaotic side is taking over again @MrDayCee . It is the reason you have my respect . FOR THE SLAUGHTER!!!

At least when you smash everything, I cannot be the one to blame

BRRRIIINNNGGG ME THAT DEFOULING EXCUSE FOR A 'UMAN!!!

*swings hammer around hitting barrels of mead*

THRALL'S WRATH WILL BE RAINING DOWN UPON THE HEATHEN!!!

*tavern is flooded with mead*

*head explodes* *head respawns* told ya.

I shouldn't tell MrDayCee that we parodied Thrall in the scouts...

DayCee, you know you're gonna pay for that, right?