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You're banned because I don't see the deal with locking the threads. All they have to do is delete the bad posts.

You're banned because my hands are cold.

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This banishment...
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You're banned for frightening the schoolchildren, you're banned for confusing the Learned Elders Of Zion, you're banned for getting lost in a Scottish fen, you're banned for being attacked by a flock of geese, you're banned for wasting your money on cheap chalk, you're banned for speaking in incoherent tongues, you're banned for wanting to take a pleasure cruise to Neptune, you're banned for not understanding the Tajik language, you're banned for enlongating green beans, you're banned for not properly comprehending the total land area of Tunisia, you're banned for interfering with southwestern Native Americans' druming rituals, you're banned for knocking over an entire display of soup cans at the supermarket, you're banned for making thousands of police officers cry and want to get a belly rub, you're banned for violently making love to tomatoes in the basement while wearing a cape, you're banned for disrespecting your pillowcase with your feet, you're banned for buying to many lamps for your bedroom, you're banned for mindlessly frolicking through the vacant lot behind the consessions warehouse, you're banned for not eating canned diced pineapple on top of your roof while wearing a top hat, you're banned for falling out of a boat and not getting wet, you're banned for turning soup into wall plaster, you're banned for making the members of the Chinese government scream and run, you're banned for enjoying indigenous nudity, you're banned for offering poisonous mushrooms to hippies in Washington State, you're banned for wanting to dream about cows falling from the sky, you're banned for thinking about quasi-sexual humbuggery, you're banned for being surprised by a gang of Irish hooligans, you're banned for wanting to be a cloud, and you're banned for wanting to have an extra pair of arms.
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...is well justified!
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... what.
You're banned because I didn't get the email.

You're banned because fank is amazing.
FANK FANK FANK!!!!!!!!!

Your banned for your email problems

You're banned for being ninja'd.

You're banned because I have just read Stormwalkers explanation of outer science. (On the "What did I just watch?" thread)

You're banned because am I allowed to murder with scissors?

You're banned because no. (Insert grumpy cat image here)

You're banned because I did anyways.

You're banned because it wasn't me, so I don't care.

You're banned because I'm going to come visit your house.

You're banned because it's a SPACE IGLOO. IN SPACE! When will people realize you can't just walk into a space igloo?

Your banned for your back and forth banter.