You're banned for being new here. That reminds me, I need to properly greet you with my cupcakes. Never mind. I suggest creating a thread in the Newcomers forum, if you haven't already. If you have, would you mind linking to it?
You're banned because watch as soon as we get to 99% rift closure, gantic says "and the rift rips way open again, sucking you all inside to a new adventure!"
You're banned because that would be as annoying as that one time in Yggdrasil where the tree healed itself. Or was it cut the tree, or destroy Chuck Norris?