You're banned because I can just create more tears using my evil powers. (Metal-transforming dinosaur? Is that a Transformer reference, or just a coincidence?)
You're banned because that means you've never watched the Vicar of Dibley. That or, you just don't remember the character I'm referencing. Also, I'm sure it is obvious. Who plays the main character in it?
You are banned because I have watched it albeit sporadically... Is it the older fella? The smaller one. It's a game and he has referenced himself as John Doe and Jack.
You're banned because that caused me to Facedesk. That was the first Metal Gear game I played. Although he had two games in which he had 2 eyes, right? MGS1, MGS2, and MGS4 could count, even though he does wear the eye patch.