You're banned because the first I don't want to tell you about, if you don't know about it in the first place I'm certainly not going to be the one who tells you. The second is that it's a show just for little girls, which while it may be the original target audience, doesn't mean that there's anything wrong with watching it, and the third is that I'm a pile of wood for watching it. (A little joke of mine.)
You are banned because I get that little joke and rise you a delectable English dish by the same name, and though I am uncertain of the first I may already have come across it already, if YouTube comments have enlightened me any.
You're banned because technically yes, and technically no. The specific word I'm looking for begins with a C and ends with a P. However, the word you are thinking of is probably correct as well. Also, I see your food, and raise you a knitting term.
You're banned because yes, now, let us never speak of it again. I never like thinking about it, and it always makes me think of a series of videos. And I raise you a cigarette. (Is it cheating if I shorten the word?)
You're banned because I'll warn you now, you will lose faith in humanity, and will never want to visit 4chan. I'm dead serious, I don't want you to watch it. The name of the series of videos is Pony Thread Simulator. Once again, DON'T WATCH ANY ONE OF THOSE VIDEOS! I can't stress the point enough.