You're banned for being a spelling freak. "fro" instead of "for" is a common typo, which I sometimes don't fix. I also suffer from the typo of "teh" instead of "the," but I always correct that one.
You're banned fro calling me a defender of someone who is innocent.
You're not the one who has to deal with grieving cactus families! "Guilty until proven innocent or stabbed repeatedly". Ironically, stabbing people repeatedly is how we prove them innocent, so he's kinda doomed.
Anyways, back on topic.
You're banned for not wearing socks on your ears. It's a law now. Starting five seconds ago.