You're banned for having at least one post on each of the eleven last pages. Seriously, Patrick, let someone else play. It's no fun if you just reply to the same person over and over again. And it's no fun unless, you know, your reasons actually are funny and not just offensive.
You're banned for attacking my forum action. It is OK to be active in the forums.
@Patrick You're banned because you don't realize that there's a difference between being active and ruining a thread. Do you really think people are going to enjoy this if everyone always has to reply to you, and you always reply to everyone?