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You're banned because
I felt the need to count
the lines even though I
knew it was five lines

You're banned for not trusting your gut. :P

You're banned because
last time I trusted my
gut, it failed me

You're banned for being
Just three syllables away
From a real haiku.

You're banned for relating free verse to haikus.

You're banned because
I'm not wanting to do
a haiku

You're banned because that free-verse was actually decent.

You're banned for
complimenting me
on my free-verse

You're banned for banning for due to a compliment.

You're banned because
you are a pirate

You're banned because everyone knows that a real pirate has one of these.

You're banned because
jars of dirt isn't something
normal pirates flash around,
they're too expensive

You're banned for taking the hobbits to isengard.

You're banned because
I have no connection to
the hobbits going to
Isengard

You're banned because the cake is a lie.