You're banned because if we believe that 1,000,000 views is possible, it can happen! We just need to each make about 80,000 alt accounts and view it with each of them.
You're banned because if we did that, we'd have a bunch of emails with a random assortment of numbers and letters...doable, but I don't think anybody wants to.
You're banned because it just did so I assume he's right. And that means that makes our job about a million times easier, and still a million times too hard.
You're banned because if you look at dair5's last post from a mathematical point of view, the difficulty of getting this threads view count to 1 million hasn't changed from knowing the fact that you stated a little while ago.