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you're banned because i owned patrick at VW and because bananas are now better than whatever i was worshiping before.

You're banned for not remembering that until recently you were worshipping coconuts, which could be carried from the tropical regions into a temperate zone by an unladen swallow or perhaps by two of them carrying it together.

You're banned for quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

you're banned because the swallows did not carry them by the husk, but by a string that they tied onto it.

You are banned for forcing swallows to perform slave labor in the service of the Coconut Cult.

you're banned because i think i might make a coconut cult. I will consider it.

You're banned because I might consider joining the coconut cult.

You are banned for supporting the Coconut Cult.

You're banned for being a hater of the CC

You're banned because you will feel the wrath of the Coconut Cult for direct defiance.

Wow, you ninja'd each other in your zeal to get me. I'm honored!

You are banned for being an assassin agent of the Coconut Cult.
(BTW, you can't defeat a Paladin Commander. Not even with a whole hoard of CC assassins.) >

You're banned because I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

You're banned because you all have forced my hand. Noone shall deny the banana!

You are banned for being as bad as or worse than the Coconut Cult.
*And I just denied the banana* >

What! Denial of the banana!? Blasphemy! But I know something you cannot deny. You. Have just lost the game.