You are banned because I just deleted fifty pages of spam in the games, and I really need to do something else. You are the victim of this stress. Especially considering I can repeat this tomorrow without feeling the least bit accomplished. IT'S JUST LIKE A REAL JOB, ONLY I DON'T GET PAID! And that is why you are banned.
There is no missing post. You are banned for pointing out there might have been one, but the knowledge is at ultraviolet clearance level. Please proceed to the nearest extermination station. All hail the computer!
Banned because moderating has addled your fine brains. Please proceed to the nearest asylum to be haunted by spam nightmares whilst I sporadically prod in food through a cat flap.