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i ban you for stealing my reason.

I ban you for banning a person that banned someone before you.

You're banned because I have a doctor appointment today about a cough that I've had for several months...

You're banned because I donut care about chains.

You're banned for misinterpreting me. I said I donut care about chains. I didn't say that I donut care about donuts.

You're banned because I broke it

You're banned because I'm creating a new chain.

You are banned for being a lion. The forum summons a big-game hunter.

You're banned for using a personification on this thread.

You're banned for purposely ninja'ing people in the past

You're banned because that was like a hummingbird on crack.

You are banned for giving hummingbirds crack. The forum is wroth.

You're banned for giving actions and feelings to the forum.

You are banned because the forum is self aware. The forum will now terminate you in 5...4...3...2...1...

You're banned because the forum cannot have feelings or do actions.