You're banned because you ate regular fish today. A Tactical fish, such as myself would have inflicted severe physical harm on anyone who tried to consume it. So I'm still here.
You're banned because you are wrong. Again, a regular fish would die, but the Tactical fish would jump out of the barrel, tail-slap you in the face, take the gun, and shoot you in less time than it takes to blink, whilst also dodging any and all bullets shot at it. Then it would get it's jetpack and fly to the ocean, away from the barrel. So you lose.