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you're banned for not reading the page before to find said offenders name, I mean, its not hard

You're banned because those are probably alternate accounts.

You're banned because they are alternate accounts and they shouldn't be speaking without special permission from a mod or admin.

You're banned because there are six of them and they've all posted in this thread.

You're banned because they were all made at different times.

You're banned because that still doesn't excuse them.

You're banned because who would make six accounts within two months just to post once with each of them in this one thread?

You're banned because they might be you in disguise.

You're banned because Terry wouldn't do that.

You're banned because I just noticed "floppydisk" banned a user who doesn't exist while "MistakenIdentity" didn't ban anybody.

You're banned for being (incorrectly) accused of creating alts.

You're banned for, not surprisingly, not understanding a joke

You're banned for assuming Patrick doesn't have some extreme sense of humor in that he gets a kick of driving people crazy with existentialist behaviors.

You're banned because you must have missed my theories I've made..stating the Patrick is actually a satirical genius, fooling us all into thinking he doesn't get humor

You're banned because you can't have a theory if your hypothesis can be tested. I think, somewhere in the universe, there is some way to test to see if Patrick is truly an emotional machine dedicated to nothing but deriving statistical and organizational information for the good of the humans he serves.

Except R2. He doesn't serve R2.