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You're banned because of the ` key.

You're banned because I feel like it.

You're banned because it feels right.

You're banned because turtles are going to take over the world tomorrow.

You're banned because it would take hundreds of thousands of years for turtles to take over the world at the pace they move.

You're banned because snails move much slower than turtles.

You're banned because snails are also much smaller than turtles.

You're banned because sloths are bigger then both of them.

You're banned because sloths sometimes mistake their own arms for tree limbs and fall hundreds of feet to their death.

You're banned because an animal as slow and as dimwitted as that got a deadly sin named after it.

You're banned because the seven main characters in Spongebob represent the seven deadly sins.

You're banned because that probably was not intentional.

You're banned because it works perfectly regardless.

You're banned because SpongeBob is not in any way intentionally related to the Bible.

You're banned for speaking the truth