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You're banned because you may end the cheese ban, but you won't end the dairy ban!

You're banned because nothing overcomes cheese or dairy.

You're banned because ants do.

You're banned because I can squash ants before they reach my precious cheese.

You're banned because ants are beautiful.

You're banned because ants are only beautiful when dead.

You're banned because that's not true.

You're banned because ants are never beautiful, dead or alive.
I have a funny story involving ants....

You're banned because you should post it.

You're because I will.

I was sitting in our yard when i saw an ant on me. Of course, i slapped it. Somehow, this must be what caused what happened next. A couple minutes later, I look down and see hundreds of ants all over my arms and legs. I slapped off as many as i could, but they just kept coming. Eventually, my friend saw what had happened, and ran inside and came out a minute later with two other people and 3 two gallon buckets of water. After about 10 minutes of getting drenched, the ants were finally all gone. However, I still had tons of bites that were annoying me for days.

That is why I dislike ants.

You're banned because thats terrible.

This is why the government should ban ants.

You're banned because how would they enforce the ban?

You're banned because they can't ban an animal/insect, and neither can you.

You're banned because they would hire ant specialists who would exterminate teh ant population.

You're banned because they will fail because there are more ants than humans in the entire world.