You're banned because; Well I just love the holiday. Christmas Lights. Santa's Sleigh. Early rise, I'm on the wayuh. When to my surpriah, under the tray... the presents are opahn. Who opened my presearnts? Who the f*#@ broke in and startead opernean' my f*#@in' presaugh? Who does that? My presents were opahn.
You''re banned because you're getin' the moider. There's no escape, for your lief. Your life will end, like everythang you opahned under the tray. You opahned my presents. You will diah. I will be there... holdin' the nif.