You're banned for wanting to sleep with Joe Pesci, having bad elephant love, taking a trip to Bangladesh, getting humped by a moose, carrying John Travolta on your back, listening to Duran Duran, walking to the gas station even though you have plenty of gas, farting in your mother's purse, talking to the cat, groaning in your sleep, and inventing new synonyms for the past tense of weewank.