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You're banned for realizing the secret.

You're banned because do you want to learn a secret?

You're banned because I don't.

You're banned because I secretly wore your pants and I wasn't wearing underwear. I also pooped in it.

You're banned because you don't seem to realize the concept of a secret. Plus I'm a penguin, I don't wear pants.

You're banned because you may not wear pants but you still own some.

You're banned because I have no reason to own pants.

You're banned because that's just plain weird. The whole not wearing pants thing. THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU SAY.

You're banned because you fail to realize that penguins don't need pants.

You're banned because that is still a very strange statement. No matter if you need to wear them or not.

You're banned because I'm just stating the truth.

You're banned because this thread has over 44,000 posts in it.

Sorry, we really needed to get off that topic.

You're banned for being an apple pie.

You're banned because we have very recently had proof that he is not an apple pie.

You're banned because Pie is a creamy steak pie.

Also you do own pants.