Welcome to You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself, a bad translation game. I will occasionally update the title of this thread with newer translations.
HOW TO PLAY 1. Copy the above user's sentence and paste it into a translator. 2. Translate it into a Non-English language. 3. Copy and paste the translated sentence into the translator and translate it back into English. 4. Tell us what language you translated to and post the result in this thread.
RULES 1. It is okay if the message doesn't change. 2. Use any language or translator, but not the same language as the user above you. 3. Do not post any translation that would break site rules.
EXAMPLE Gantic: You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself. Player 1: English --> Urdu ---> English
"If you do not want to read this thread, but you can not help yourself." Player 2: To Thai and back
"If you do not want to read this. But you can not help yourself."
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You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself.
Butchering that sentence can only go so far. How about this paragraph? Long, lengthy and ripe for butchering.
The rules of the Hunger Games are simple. In punishment for the uprising, each of the twelve districts must provide one girl and one boy, called tributes, to participate. The twenty-four tributes will be imprisoned in a vast outdoor arena that could hold anything from a burning desert to a frozen wasteland. Over a period of several weeks, the competitors must fight to the death. The last tribute standing wins.
Sudanese and back:
Games rules are simple hunger. In punishment for the uprising, each of the twelve districts must provide one girl and one boy, called tributes, to participate. The twenty-four tributes will be imprisoned in the vast outdoor arena that could hold anything from a burning desert to a frozen wasteland. Over a period of several weeks, the competitors must fight to the death. The last tribute standing wins.
The rules of games are simple hunger. Each of the two areas must be punished for the crisis to give one girl and one boyfriend, known as ghosts, to take part. Twenty-four lessons will be put into prison in the large outdoor field that could keep anything from burning waste to frozen landfill. Over a number of weeks, the contestants must fight the death. The last winning event.
Cebuano and back:
Rules of play are simple hunger. Each of the two areas should be punished due to the crisis of giving a woman and an exclamation, known ghosts, to share. The 24 lessons will be released in jail in the large outdoor courtyard preventing anything from burning waste to frozen landfills. For several weeks, the contestants must fight for death. The final victory.
Rules for games are simple hunger. Each of the two areas should be punished because of the crisis by giving a woman and an exclamation known ghosts to share. The 24 lessons will be released in prison in the large outdoor courtyard that prevents everything from burning waste to frozen landfills. For several weeks the participants must fight for death. The final victory.
