Aight so get this...
You chilling at home, laying in bed checking thu that Facebook feed, checking in on all your homedawgs and lady friends, and you get this notification.
Now I know whatchu thinking..."yo dawg I get notifications all the time I'm mad popular" like dawg I feel ya, but this one is different, it's a poke.
A poke?! Whaaaa..what is that?? You it's that Facebook thing where all dem cuties like "ayyyyyy ".
So dis mad cutie just poked you..what does he/she/xir/them/etc look like, and what do you DO IN RESPONSE????? :O
In many cultures, it is considered insulting to return a poke.
Really? That must explain why so many people have gotten upset at me. And no, she should not explain her feelings. You know what happens when you express your feelings? You get emotional. We don't need ol' shu to get emotional, she's on edge as it is. Did you know she will report you faster then you can count to one?
If someone sent me one of those, I'll never know, because it's on Facebook.
If someone were to actually poke me, I'm not sure. Only one person tried, and I never saw them again.
Aiight so dis cutie little white grill came up 2 me when I was lifting muh weights while I was volunteering by reading to blind peeple and she wus all liek "lmao u r le cutie boy winky face " and then da grill poked me n left. Muh face was liek "o wher did dis cutie grill come frun???" so immediately i postponed da resuscitation of a little grill's puppy i saved frum drownin n usin muh super leg muscles i ran after her. she wus skippin rope!
"Hullo Rip-samaa wood you liek me to 2 skip da rope 4 you????" Saliva drippin, eyes reddening, jimmies rustled, I nodded n sed "Y-Yes, skip skip rope... baka" n wen she wus about to begin i realized
I would like to thank pang for reminding me to respond to the poke that my roommate sent to me awhile ago. pang has been promoted to best man for my wedding for keeping me in the two year long poke war.
I would like to thank pang for reminding me to respond to the poke that my roommate sent to me awhile ago. pang has been promoted to best man for my wedding for keeping me in the two year long poke war.
Lose that poke war and I'll tell your fiance so there'd be no wedding u.u